a woman walks into a tattoo shop and pulls up her dress, exposing her thighs. She points the the left thigh and says "I want a tatto of John Lennon here," then to the right, "and Paul McCartney right here.".
After agreeing on a price, she jumps on the table and the man goes to work. Upon completing the tattoos he bandages her thighs and says "Take off the bandages in two weeks. If you're not satisfied, come back and we'll figure it out."
Two weeks later the woman storms into the tattoo parlor shouting, "These don't look anything like The Beatles!"
The tattoo artist asks her to hop on the table and open her legs so he can have a look. "I'm going to have to disagree maam, we're going to need a third opinion." The artist exits the backdoor and brings a drunken vagrant in from the alley.
The vagrant looks at the woman sprawled out on the table and says, "I don't know who it is on the left, and I don't know who it is on the right, but the one in the middle with the beard and stinky breath MUST be Willie Nelson!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.