"Honey, as you know you are 54 years old. That is too large a number for you to be able to satisfy some of my needs, so when you read these lines I will be at a hotel with my 25 year old secretary. I still love you very much, but math is math. I will be home by midnight."
Satisfied with himself, he proceeds to go to the hotel with his secretary. At midnight he comes home, and he finds the following note from his wife:
"Honey, thank you very much for your thoughtful email. I have thought about what you said, and I decided I agree with you, which is why when you read these lines I will already be at a spa resort with my 25 year old tennis coach. Since you are such a fan of math, I'd like to point out that 25 goes in 54 more times than 54 does in 25, so don't expect me home before the weekend."
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