At the end of the 1930s three man share a cell in a Soviet prison awaiting their execution. Sitting silently the whole time the first man wants to break the ice and asks:
"So guys, how did you end up in here?"
The second man replies:
"I'm in here for voting for Ivan Iwanowitsch in 1933. What about you?"
The first man again:
"They imprisoned me because in 1936 I voted against Ivan Iwanowitsch."
Then both men move their eyes to the third one and ask.
"What brought you in here?"
Seemingly pissed off by the question he just angrily mumbles:
"I am Ivan Iwanowitsch."
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