A man was visiting distant relatives in Russia.

After a while at their house, duty called so the man proceeded to the bathroom to do his deed. After he was finished he didn't notice any toilet paper anywhere... In a panic he shouted out "I can't find your toilet paper" To which the cousin responded " а в Б Д "

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