A woman goes into her dentist's office for her checkup. When situated, the dentist inspects her teeth.
"Ma'am, I'll have to pull your incisor out."
The woman said, "I rather have a baby."
The dentist replied, "Could you hurry up and decide? I have to adjust the chair."
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