At the dance there is a young man named Roy who is sitting nervously, afraid to speak to any of the young ladies. Roy has a wooden eye and he feels that everyone is looking at it. Hours go by and Roy continues to sit by himself wishing he had more courage. Across the dance hall Roy notices a girl with a large wart on the end of her chin. At that exact moment she notices Roy and their eye(s) meet. Immediately Roy stands up and goes to the girl and asks if she would like to dance.
"Would I? Would I?" she asks feeling flattered.
"Wart face wart face." Roy says and walks away.
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