At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds....

How to spice...

A man and his wife are having a lot of trouble when it comes to being...

Light Yagami...

And realized it was just a Near-Death experience.

Yo mama so poor...

...she can't even pay attention!

Two-Cow Explanation

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your...

Communism and...

The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there.

Gay bar

What do you call an upside-down stool at a gay bar? A table for 4..

Why did Tina Fey...

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey...

An Irish man, a...

At the park there is a magic slide and each man who goes down it will recive...

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

My friend...

I asked "What on earth is that?", he responds with "You kill her parents"....