Here's an old Roy Chubby Brown joke.
I was in my changing room the other day and a female staff member came in and was tidying up. I looked at her for a while and then plucked up the courage to ask, "Excuse me, love. Can I smell your pussy?"
Shocked, she slapped me and shouted, "You most certainly cannot!".
"Oh," I responded, "It must be your feet, then."
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