At a press conference this morning, Dr. Howard Magnuson announced that he has invented a bra that keeps breasts from jiggling or nipples from poking through.

A skin head...

He did Nazi me coming.

If this company...

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...Ornaments would be priced slightly...

TIFU by sleeping...

Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :(

What do Leonardo...

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Chuck Norris's...

Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.

If this company...

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...Ornaments would be priced slightly...

TIFU by sleeping...

Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :(

What do Leonardo...

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Chuck Norris's...

Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.

So the Harlem...

…the bus pulls over so two players can take a piss. As they are pissing over...

TIFU by sleeping...

Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :(

What do Leonardo...

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Chuck Norris's...

Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.

So the Harlem...

…the bus pulls over so two players can take a piss. As they are pissing over...

A man in a ballon

A man was stuck in a hot air balloon and realized that he was lost. He...

What do Leonardo...

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Chuck Norris's...

Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.

So the Harlem...

…the bus pulls over so two players can take a piss. As they are pissing over...

A man in a ballon

A man was stuck in a hot air balloon and realized that he was lost. He...

One day, two guys...

One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over...

Chuck Norris's...

Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.

So the Harlem...

…the bus pulls over so two players can take a piss. As they are pissing over...

A man in a ballon

A man was stuck in a hot air balloon and realized that he was lost. He...

One day, two guys...

One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over...

My teacher asked...

Pero no soy un rata.

So the Harlem...

…the bus pulls over so two players can take a piss. As they are pissing over...

A man in a ballon

A man was stuck in a hot air balloon and realized that he was lost. He...

One day, two guys...

One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over...

My teacher asked...

Pero no soy un rata.

Blonde Pastry

what did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherrios? A: Wow!...

A man in a ballon

A man was stuck in a hot air balloon and realized that he was lost. He...

One day, two guys...

One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over...

My teacher asked...

Pero no soy un rata.

Blonde Pastry

what did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherrios? A: Wow!...

One day, two guys...

One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over...

My teacher asked...

Pero no soy un rata.

Blonde Pastry

what did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherrios? A: Wow!...

My teacher asked...

Pero no soy un rata.

Blonde Pastry

what did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherrios? A: Wow!...

A skin head...

He did Nazi me coming.

Blonde Pastry

what did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherrios? A: Wow!...

A skin head...

He did Nazi me coming.

If this company...

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...Ornaments would be priced slightly...

At a press conference this morning, Dr. Howard Magnuson announced that he has invented a bra that keeps breasts from jiggling or nipples from poking through.

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