A man was stuck in a hot air balloon and realized that he was lost. He reduced his height and saw a woman down on a field.
He went further down and yelled at the woman : "Excuse me, Could you help me? I had arranged a meeting with a friend an hour ago, but I have no idea were I am."
The woman on the ground responded: "You are in a hot air balloon about 30 feet over the sea at 55°41'47'' northerner half and 10°12'47'' western length"
the man gave her a look and said: "You must be an engineer"
"I am" the woman replied " how did you know?"
"Well, technically everything you said is correct, but I have no idea what I should use this information for and I still have no clue were I am.
The only thing I've gotten out of your help is being even more delayed."
The woman looked at him and said "You have to be in management then"
"I am, how did you know?"
"It's simple. You don't know where you are or where you're going. You got up with a load of hot air. You agreed to a meeting you cannot hold, while expecting people under you to solve your problem.
fact is you are still in the same situation as before you met me, but suddenly it's my fault. "
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