A businessman goes to Asia for a businesstrip. While there, he hires and bangs a hot Asian hooker.
After coming back home, he realizes that something's wrong with his junk. He goes to a doctor and the doctor says "I'm sorry sir, but you have Asian STD. There's no cure and we can only amputate."
He went to several other doctors, all of which said the same thing. Finally, he goes to an Asian doctor. He shows him his junk. The Asian doctor says "Ahhh, you have Asian STD."
"Yeah, yeah, I know. What can I do for it? Do I have to amputate?"
"Amputate? No, no, that the probrem with American doctah, all they want is cut cut cut, more money, more money. No need to cut."
"So we don't have to amputate?"
"No, dick fall off in two weeks."
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