As the pope lay dying he is visited by an angel...

This angel tells him that before he dies, God has commanded that he must make love to a young virgin so he may know and understand the earthly pleasures he gave up his whole life.

The Pope argues for a while but then finally agrees to do it if certain conditions are met:

"First, she must be blind so she cannot see the desecration I will perform on her body!"

"Second, she must be mute so she can never repeat the unspeakable act I will be performing on her body!"

"Third, she must be deaf so she cannot hear the unspeakable acts I will be performing on her body."

The angel writes these down and begins to float away to report back to God.
Just before he disappears, the Pope leans forward and says, "One last thing."

"What is it," says the Angel.

The Pope whispers "Big tits."

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