As Jesus is on the cross on top of the hill known as Golgatha, he cries out "Peter! Peter! My servant come to me!" Upon hearing this, Peter dashes towards to cross but is stopped by the Roman guards.
A few minutes later Jesus cries out once again "Peter! Peter! My servant come to me!" Once again, Peter dashes towards to cross but is stopped by the Roman guards.
Yet a few more minutes go by and Jesus again cries out "Peter! Peter! My servant come to me!" Again, Peter dashes towards the cross but this time he makes it past the Roman guards. When he finally reaches the cross, Jesus says "Peter, I can see your house from here!"
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