The first man says, "I bet that I have the biggest nose ever." He goes in and comes out five minutes later with a certificate.
The second man says, "I bet I have the biggest feet ever." He goes in and comes out five minutes later with a certificate.
The third man says, "I bet I have the smallest dick in the world." He goes in and comes out five minutes later and says, "I'll tell you what I told the previous third man. (insert name used at the top of the comment thread [here] (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2hoygf/my_penis_was_in_the_guinness_book_of_world_records/)), already claimed it."
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