Stalin asks, "who sneezed?" Nobody answers. So he asks the 1st row of people. Again, nobody answered so he kills everyone. Then he asks the 2nd row and again, nobody answers. So he kills everyone in the 2nd row. He then goes to the people in the 3rd row and one guy raises his hand and says, "it was me" in a very scared tone. So Stalin says, "bless you."
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