"Whats the difference between theory and reality?"- asks a little boy his father. "Well,"- says the father:"Go ask your sister if she would sleep with a random guy for a million dollars?". The boy goes to his sister and asks. He comes back to his father and says:"She said yes." "Okey,"-says the father:"Go ask your mom the same question". The boy goes to his mom, asks, and comes back and tells his father:"She said yes." "Go asks your grandpa". The boy goes, asks, and comes back:"He said yes." "Well, you see son, in theory we have three million dollars, but in reality we have two whores and an old fag."
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