Me and my girlfriend were swimming close to the shore off this Croatian island.
As we swam further from the beach, the rocks began to become larger and closer to the surface. My girlfriend exclaimed,
'hmm these rocks are getting pretty high'
To which I answered,
'They must be stoners'.
Rest assured my girlfriend's hopes of me being a dad one day received more confidence.
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