Artists prefer cold hard cash.

An intrepid explorer once offered to create beautiful new charts of the Antarctic entirely at his own expense. His colleague, agog, asked him how he could hope to equip and survive such a journey without patronage. "Oh, I don't mind," said the explorer, "I'm doing it for the exposure."

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