Step 1 : Loose a lot of weight.
Step 2 : Strengthen Neck Muscles as much as possible.
Step 2.5 : Learn to breathe without making your body move noticeably.
Step 3 : Buy a strong rope.
Step 4 : Hang yourself in such a way that your breathing isn't restricted.
Step 5 : Watch people freak out through slitted eyes.
Step 6 : When somebody comes up to remove your "dead" body, open your eyes and shout "WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!? CAN'T A MAN MEDITATE IN PEACE!?" or "APRIL FOOL!"
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