A pirate walks in to a bar. Before the pirate sits down, the bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender says to the pirate,
"I have to ask about that steering wheel on your pants!"
And the pirate says
"Oh, me wife gave it to me, she drives me nuts!"
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