A man's having a few legal issues, so he phones his lawyer and asks, 'How much would it cost me to ask you three questions?'
'It'd be $800', replies the lawyer.
'$800 for three questions?', replies the man, outraged.
'Yep, $800' says the lawyer.
'That's a lot of money, isn't it' the man retorts, gradually getting angrier,
'Yes, I suppose it is' says the lawyer, 'Now, what was your third question?'
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