The old man was sitting on a cooler, he got up grabbed a beer and sat back down. His grandson looked up, "Grandpa, can I have one?"
"Well boy, tell me can your penis touch your asshole?"
"No sir." The little boy replied.
"Then you can't have one."
A few minutes later the old man pulls out and lights up a cigarette.
"Grandpa can I have one of those?" The boy asked
"Well boy, can your asshole touch your penis?"
"No sir."
"Too bad, you can't have one." The old man scoffed.
An hour or so had passed and the little boy pulled out a bag of cookies.
The old man looked down, "Can I have one of your cookies?"
"Well grandpa, can you penis touch your asshole?"
"As a matter of face it can."
"Then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."
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