An old man gets on a crowded bus. All the seats are full and he ends up leaning on his cane in front of a young whippersnapper who doesn't offer his seat.
As the bus starts to drive, the man's cane slips out from under him and the man loses his balance. As the bus stops to pick up more passengers, again the cane slips and the old man wobbles around and grasps for the nearest handle. This repeats as the bus makes its next few stops.
Finally the lad looks up at the old man and says "Hey, old man. Y'know, if you'd just put some rubber on the end of your stick, you wouldn't be slipping and falling all the time."
The old man pouts and points at the boy "And if your dad had just put a little rubber on the end of his stick, I wouldn't be stuck standing right now at all, I'd be sitting in that seat."
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