The man had used every excuse in the book to try and get out of jury duty. It is finally the first day of the case and nothing has worked so he tries one last attempt, before the case starts the judge asks "does anyone have a valid reason not to be a member of the jury?" To which the man replies "yes, i am biased against the defendant, he is a cheating, lying son of a bitch" he says pointing to a man in a suit to which the judge replys "you may not go, you are just the good character judge we need, that is the lawyer for the defence!"
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