A Pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices that he has a steering wheel on his junk. It was getting late so the bartender did not particularly care that there was a steering wheel on this pirate's junk and was just trying to finish his shift.
The pirate walks up to the counter and says, "Arrrrghh, I'll have a rum, matey." The bartender serves the pirate his rum, but, after a bit, his curiosity gets the best of him and he approaches the pirate and says, "I couldn't help but notice, sir, but there is a steering wheel on your junk! I mean, that has to be bothering you, right?!" The pirate looks at the bartender and says, "ARRRRGH, It's driving me nuts!"
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