Obviously a man finds a genie lamps, rubs it and a genie appears granting him a wish...
The man is thinking about it and says "Well, my hole life I wanted to go to Australia but I am afraid of flying. Could you just build a road from US to Australia so that I can go there by car?"
The genie loses his smile and says: "Well, I was in my lamp for 1000years, I'm not powerful enough to build this road. Do you have another wish?"
- The man thinks for a while and simply replies "Well, I wish I would understand women!". Response of the genie: "How many lanes you wanted for the road? 10? 20?"
Edit: Formatting, Grammar (to be continued)
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