Blue and Sheila are getting married.
Blue bursts in at the reception and announces, "All you blokes have to leave. The party's over. Someone stole two cases of beer and a bloke has fucked me Sheila."
As everyone is leaving, Blue comes back in. "It's all right. I found the beer and the bloke what fucked me Sheila has apologized."
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