My friend and I married our wives around about the same time of year. With our 10th wedding anniversary approaching my friend bragged about his gifts. " I got my wife a pair of diamond earrings and a new bmw."
" Well I got my wife a bracelet and dildo."
Puzzled he asked me "Why the dildo?"
" If she doesn't like the bracelet she can go fuck herself."
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