A CEO and his attractive blonde assistant arrived at the hotel for the night. The clerk informs them that they overbooked and only have one room left, after a long debate, the CEO says "You know what I am a problem solver, we will just stay in the same room and figure it out".
Once they get in the room the CEO stated that he is a gentleman and lets his assistant have the bed and he will stay on the couch. After a few hours the CEO says "Its kinda cold in here" she replies "you know what, we are both away from our partners for the night if you want we can pretend we are married" The excited CEO says "yea I would love that!"
She then replied "well then get your own damn blanket!" and went back to sleep.
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