When he sees an advertisement for a lawyer: Joey Carnegie, cousin of Andrew Carnegie. Angry at this guy, Andrew calls his own lawyer and has this guy sued. A few months later, he's in the area again, and sees a sign: Joey Carnegie, formerly cousin of Andrew Carnegie
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