Customer: "Are you Hispanic?"
Me: "No."
Customer: "Middle Eastern?"
Me: "No."
Customer: "Egyptian?"
Me: "No."
Customer: "What are you?"
Me: "Chinese."
(customer puts on offended face)
Customer: "I don't appreciate you treating me like I'm dumb."
Me: "Excuse me? I'm being honest."
Customer: "NO CHINESE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE EYES AS BIG AS YOURS!!!"
Me: *mouth wide open*
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