And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?

And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh? the priest asked at confession. I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence, said Kavanaugh. I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!

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