An American, Iranian, and a Mexican are sitting in a plane when suddenly the captain says " Ok everyone remain calm but the airplane is too heavy and we are going down, everybody needs to throw some items out of the plane.
The Iranian throws out a soccer ball and says" we have too many of these in my country"
The Mexican throws out some bread and says " We have too many of these in my country"
The American picks up and throws out the Mexican and says " We have too many of these in my country"
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