Anal Deoderant?

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk if they have any anal
deoderant. Puzzled, the clerk replies that the store has never carried
such a product. The blonde protests and insists that she bought a stick of
it three weeks ago. The clerk goes and checks the stock, then comes back
saying they don't carry anything resembling anal deoderant. He asks the
blonde to come back tomorrow with whatever it was she bought. Sure enough,
the next day the blonde walks into the drugstore and hands the clerk a
stick of deoderant. He turns it around, examining it, and demands to know
why she thought it was anal deoderant, as it is clearly marked as the
underarm variety. The blonde points to a label on the dial, reading, "Push
up bottom to use."