An ugly homeless man walks into a bar with a huge smile.

He uses what little money he has to order himself a drink. The bartender serves him and asks "What are you so happy about?" The homeless man replies. "I just got laid big time. First time in about 30 years. I was hanging out by the train tracks where I saw a women tied up like in those old western movies, so I cut her free and brought her back to my place. Needless to say, she let me have it big time. Every position you can imagine." "You lucky dog, you." the bartender replies. "So what did this lass look like?" The homeless man replies, "Oh, I'm not sure, I only found the body."

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