An stranger texts me...

> Hello, vaseline.


> *Jacqueline


> I need you to copulate with me


> *cooperate


> I'm sure you don't want me to personally give you tickles


> *reasons


> I will tell you my intentions


> But first I invite you to see the dancers of Singapore this summer


> *I invite you to read the game rules


> You are NOT allowed to talk with anyone about tits


> *this


> No police


> No Family


> No Gary Coleman


> *French toast


> *friends


> follow this simple instructions or else I'm going to your home to cuddle you.


> *kill you


> Sorry. Autocorrect.

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