> Hello, vaseline.
> *Jacqueline
> I need you to copulate with me
> *cooperate
> I'm sure you don't want me to personally give you tickles
> *reasons
> I will tell you my intentions
> But first I invite you to see the dancers of Singapore this summer
> *I invite you to read the game rules
> You are NOT allowed to talk with anyone about tits
> *this
> No police
> No Family
> No Gary Coleman
> *French toast
> *friends
> follow this simple instructions or else I'm going to your home to cuddle you.
> *kill you
> Sorry. Autocorrect.
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