A man walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender for three shots of tequila.
Bartender pours him 3, and watches as he pounds each glass of the Mexican Courage down the hatch.
"Wow... What's the occasion?" The bartender asks.
The man looks up at the bartender and says "Oh, I'm celebrating my first blowjob."
The bartender smiles and says "Well! In that case this next ones on me!" And pours him a fourth shot.
And the guy drinks the fourth shot and says "Thanks! You know even though it was from a homosexual it was still pretty decent."
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