An Englishman is walking through a hotel in the USA and says to a man, "please hold the lift!"
The man replies, "it's an elevator."
"No, no, no, it's a lift" the Englishman retorts.
"Listen, we invented the elevator in America, therefore, it's an elevator, plain and simple."
"Ah, yes" says the Englishman, "but we invented the language."
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