The younger minister notices this as well. And so he says to his congregation, "For many years of my life I have been in the arms of another woman other than my wife."
The congregation stirred and gasped as they paid more attention to get the full shocking story.
"It was my mother!" He finished.
The older minister was very impressed with the mans tactic to get the congregation to wake up and pay attention and decided to use it in his next sermon.
And so when he saw his congregation nodding off during his next sermon, he began, "For many years I was in the arms of another woman other than my wife."
Sure enough the congregation got excited about the drama unfolding before them.
The old minister continued. "I cant remember who it was now!"
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