Man: I don't have much longer living. Let's see what I can do!
The man gets onto the highway and goes about 15 miles over the speed limit when he sees blue lights behind him.
Man: As I do not have much longer, let's have fun!
The man drives faster and faster while the cop stays right on his tail. The man reaches about 120 mph before he thinks.
Man: What am I doing this is crazy! Do I really want to spend the rest of my life in prison?
The man pulls over and the cop comes to his window.
Officer: Sir, it's Friday and I have only a half an hour before my shift ends. If you tell me something that makes me laugh that I've never heard before, I'll let you slide.
Man: Years ago my wife ran away with a police officer. I thought you were trying to bring her back.
Officer: Have a good day sir.
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