The cop says, do you know why I pulled you over? You were speeding! She replies.. oh thank god! I thought it was for the drugs, guns and dead bodies in my trunk... oops. The cop, surprised, immediately calls for backup and dogs and swat.. the whole 9 yards. After about an hour of searching and discussing, another officer walks up to the old woman.. excuse me maam.. but the other police officer said you had guns, drugs and bodies in your trunk? The old woman, with a surprised look replies, "He did? Oh my God! I bet that lying Mother fucker said I was speeding too!
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