An old man with Parkinson's who recently lost his wife looks down at his hands and asks what?

"Hey... wanna go steady?"

(There's 7 billion people in the world, so 9 billion on Reddit. If this has been done before, I apologize. TBfuckingH I'm drunk and hope it hasn't.)

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