A plane crashes on a desert island and only the pilot, the copilot and a hostess survive.
After days of waiting for help, the pilot and the copilot talk to the hostess: "You know... we are men, we have some needs... we are probably going to die and you are the only woman here... we could take turns if you agree". The woman agrees.
Unfortunately the hostess dies of starvation.
Once again the pilot speaks: "You know... we are both men, but we have needs... we are probably going to die... we could take turns if you agree". The copilot reluctantly agrees, so they start taking turns.
This goes on for some days, until the copilot speaks: "You know what? I can't stand this any more! We should really bury her".
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