An old man with a huge and heavy suitcase.

An old man carrying a huge and heavy suitcase boards a train in Philadelphia on his way to New York City. He enters the first carriage, walks down the center aisle, and taps a fellow passenger on the shoulder.

“Excuse me, do you like Jews?”

“Of course I do! Who doesn’t like the people who gave us Jesus Christ, Albert Einstein, and Henry Kissinger?” replies the passenger.

The old man thanks him, proceeds down the aisle, and taps the next man on the shoulder.

“Excuse me, do you like Jews?”

“Certainly! Some of my best friends are Jews!”

The old man thanks him and continues on his quest. All through that carriage, and the next one, and the one after that, he receives similar responses. Finally, at the end of the train, he reaches the last passenger.

“Excuse me, do you like Jews?”

“Not at all!” the fellow replies. “Filthy kikes! I hate those fuckers!”

“At last, an honest man!” exclaims the old man. “Would you mind watching my suitcase while I go to the toilet?”