A Man is at a Bullfight. He asks for the waiter...

A man is at a bullfight. He asks that the waiter come to his table.

When the waiter arrives, he points to an elderly man who appears to be very happy with a meal, consisting of two round mounds of meat, marveling over every next bite. He asks the waiter "What is that that the gentleman over there is eating?" He replies, "Well, my friend, those are the bulls testicles. If you'd like, I can reserve them for you for the next day." The man obliges and tells the waiter he will be back tomorrow.

He arrives at the restaurant the next day and signals the waiter. The waiter knew he was coming, and prepared to bring his dish to the table. When it arrives, however, the dish is not at all like it was the day before, very small and unappetizing. He says to the waiter, "This isn't at all like what that man was eating yesterday. What's the big idea here?"

The waiter says, "Sometimes, my friend, the bull wins."