An old man was sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. Another man approached and said "Hey old timer, whats up"?
The old man says through his tears "Oh it's awful! Last month I won £1,000,000 on the lottery and I met a beautiful girl who is a topless model and 50 years younger than me! We got married last week and the sex is incredible! She caters to my every need and she waits on me hand and foot"!
"WOW"! Says the man, you sound like you've got it made! So why all the crying"??
The old man looks up at him and cries out "I can't remember where I fucking live"!!!
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