The man notices that the child has a rather large bag of candy, and is shovelling it into his mouth at an alarming rate.
The old man , Feeling obliged to pass on his knowledge , Tells the boy.
"Hey Kid , If you keep eating candy like that , you wont live for much longer!"
The young boy replies, " Really? But my father is over 70 years old!"
The old man asks "Oh , does he eat a lot of candy?"
The boy says " No , But he minds his own fucking business"
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