Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle? Whada ya win? A million dollars! said the redneck. You get a dollar a year for a million years. How much are they each? Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!
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