whose dementia was worsening, spent most of his day walking up to staff members and exclaiming "my penis is dead, my penis is dead!". Most of the staff, understanding of his fragile mental state, expressed their regret at hearing such news hoping he'd soon forget.
The next day, the old man walked out of his room with his penis exposed.
Alarmed, one of the nurses said "Sir, I thought your penis died yesterday!"
He replied, "It did, today's the showing."
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