A few old friends are drinking at a fancy pub in the finest country club in town, and a gorgeous young redhead walks in. She walks right over to their table and gives a big kiss to one of the gentlemen. "Guys, please meet my fiancée, we're getting married next week!"
"Wow! Congratulations!" they say and are all just amazed at her beauty and charm and intelligence. After she excuses herself to use the restroom, one of the friends says, "You're 70 years old! How did you get a young bombshell like that??"
"Easy, I lied about my age."
"What, you told her you were 50?"
"No, I told her I was 90."
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